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	<title>I Love Lard</title>
	
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		<title>175: Excited for Milk</title>
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		<title>174: Covered in Mayonaise Version 2</title>
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		<title>174: Covered in Mayonaise</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Nov 2008 14:38:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>171: Mutant Babies</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;I want the Ganesha baby&#8221;
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Basically, we make ignorant fools of ourselves whilst arguing about whether or not we would adopt an intersexed baby. Also, the resurgence of Marina&#8217;s &#8220;no white babies&#8221; agenda, and it&#8217;s subsequent denial. The moral of today&#8217;s show: Be [...]]]></description>
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<p>Basically, we make ignorant fools of ourselves whilst arguing about whether or not we would adopt an intersexed baby. Also, the resurgence of Marina&#8217;s &#8220;no white babies&#8221; agenda, and it&#8217;s subsequent denial. The moral of today&#8217;s show: Be Yourself.</p>
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Basically, we make ignorant fools of ourselves whilst arguing about whether or not we would adopt an intersexed baby. Also, the resurgence of Marina's "no white babies" agenda, and it's subsequent denial. The moral of today's show: Be Yourself.

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		<title>170: Pat Califia</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Oct 2008 13:22:45 +0000</pubDate>
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We talk about feminism, Pat Califia, fisting, radical lesbian feminists, blood drinking, feeders and eaters, Jacques Derrida, vegetarianism, college, rape babies and being forced to carry them to term and a special update on The Creepy Bud Guy! 
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<p>We talk about feminism, Pat Califia, fisting, radical lesbian feminists, blood drinking, feeders and eaters, Jacques Derrida, vegetarianism, college, rape babies and being forced to carry them to term and a special update on The Creepy Bud Guy! </p>
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		<title>169: Creeepy Bus Guy</title>
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-Colton where are you?
-Creepy bus guy
-The dinner debacle
-Marina makes an argument for eating meat
-Remind us to tell you about the movie we want to make and the story my econ teacher told me that one time
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-Creepy bus guy<br />
-The dinner debacle<br />
-Marina makes an argument for eating meat<br />
-Remind us to tell you about the movie we want to make and the story my econ teacher told me that one time</p>
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-Creepy bus guy
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		<title>168: Wyatt Fucking Earp</title>
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		<title>167: Eleven-O-Clock Lament</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Sep 2008 02:40:33 +0000</pubDate>
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