Why I’m Not Coming to San Francisco: A Story in Three Parts
1. I got that new job I was worried about
2. I turned in my notice
3. Now I’m just waiting to start
This is why I can’t come to San Francisco, like I had planned. Surry

1. I got that new job I was worried about
2. I turned in my notice
3. Now I’m just waiting to start
This is why I can’t come to San Francisco, like I had planned. Surry

From: Ben Bateman
Sent: Thursday, November 29, 2007 2:17 PM
To: Marina Martinez
Subject: RE: apple
were there any leftover cookies last night?
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From: Marina Martinez
Sent: Thursday, November 29, 2007 4:17 PM
To: Ben Bateman
Subject: RE: apple
No. sorry
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From: Ben Bateman
Sent: Thursday, November 29, 2007 4:19 PM
To: Marina Martinez
Subject: RE: apple
I hate you and I hope you fall in a well and die.
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