I know who Moby is! He was big just, like, a couple of years ago.

Catcher in the Rye I actually find okay, if overrated, but my favorite Salinger is definately the Glass stories: Franny and Zooey, Seymour: An Introduction. If you haven’t read those, you should try them, they’re totally Salinger’s fuck you to everyone who idolizes Holden Caulfield.

Blake also apparently was suspended once for sexually harassing one of my friends before I dated him, and my friends didn’t tell me until after I dumped him! UGH, BLAKE. And of course the charming way he told me he was married: “I knocked up a fat chick.” (Actually he didn’t even tell me he was married, he conveniently left that part out while he was hitting on me.)

You lie, Ben! You hate me like burning!

I think it’s totally valid to talk about your mom as much as you do because you’re still working through it. Which you already know, but yeah. Just confirming it for you.